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cicciofeticcio ha scritto:co co co cos'hanno che che che no no no no vvvv vvvv vvvvà
in qu qu qu qu qu quelle c c c c c c c che ba ba baba ba ba ba balebettattattano? eeeee ee eee eeh?
ma pure se è muta.cimmeno ha scritto:pierpierotwo ha scritto:..perche' se ve la da' una muta...fate i difficili???????
con la fame di fica che cè in troverebbero sexy anche una una che balbetta...
barza ha scritto: Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and
dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
Questa non mi sembra una zozzeria. Potrebbe diventarlo se si masturbasse nella presenza del fidanzato. Ma la zozzeria con la "Z" maiuscola diventerebbe solo se il fidanzato, mentre lei si masturba, rimanesse a leggere il giornalePaperinik ha scritto:Ha detto anche altre zozzerie tipo che si masturba in assenza del fidanzato,
