Jadedvideo ha messo la loro proprio recensione su questo film. Jaded no e' generoso sulle osservazioni che fanno su Rick e su Paris. Ouch!!!!
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[size=9:6a3bacdfad]1 Night In Paris (DVD)
Paris Hilton, Rick Salomon
runtime: approx. 60 minutes
(by AJ)
One could define luck in a couple of different ways. You could define luck, or lucky, as "Being the receiver of good fortune..." Or you could define it as "Occurring by chance..." Rick, the guy who fucks Paris Hilton, could be defined as either.
My accountant says, "When God wants to punish you, He grants your wishes." My bet is Rick wished he could fuck Paris and God granted his wish. The reason I love this DVD so much, is it shows how much bullshit a guy has to put up with when he wants to fuck a hot looking self centered cunt.
Rick is Joe Average. A dude who was lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time. He was also lucky enough to have a video camera handy and a famous girlfriend dumb enough to fuck on camera. Whatever you do, do not fast forward. The dialog between these two rocket scientists is priceless.
The first 20 minutes or so is that black and white video that everyone has downloaded and watched. Rick introduces the remaining footage in segments while he chews gum like a tweaker. Usually, it takes more than a few seconds for someone to annoy me, but not Rick. Instant asshole, just add water.
After the black and white segment, Rick explains that Paris felt her tits looked veiny, so the next day, she videotaped them in better light to show them in all their glory. The level of conceit to which the ice princess rises, or sinks, is immeasurable in this scene. Paris is filmed looking at her self in the bathroom while Rick whines and tries to get her to talk sexy or show him or pussy. She does not oblige.
Paris next poses bottomless on a chaise. A beautiful pussy she has, but it is barely shown. Rick next gets to go down on Paris. He's down there forever while it seems like Paris is either falling asleep or completely uninterested. Rick then gets to fuck Paris in missionary, while she keeps her boots and bra on, then in doggie. Again, Rick tries to get Paris "In to it" but all she seems to do is whine and say no to his requests.
This epic ends with Paris giving Rick a long decent blowjob even though she says she doesn't like to or want to. She sucks him off till he nuts on her chest then goes to get him a towel.
Red Light is kind enough to include four scenes as bonus footage with chicks that actually know how to fuck. There is also an additional disc with four more scenes to get you off since the Paris performances are more a novelty than a stimulant.
I'll admit it; I've fucked a few pigs in my time. I've also had my share of hotties. With pigs, you just say what you want and it's yours. Most of the time, it's yours without even asking. With hotties, Jesus Christ you have to put up with so much bullshit. Paris is the proof. Do yourselves a favor guys, go for the 7's and 8's. Forget the 10's, they aren't worth it! This is the greatest DVD ever, welcome to my nightmare. [/size:6a3bacdfad]